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Woman - A Chemical Analysis

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal
fluctuations.

Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.

Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.

I thought i found you interesting for a reason.

wow!
u com on to change ur picture and dont talk to me!
i cant v=believe u!
what a bitch!
j/k
dont forget the bow & hp glasses
(ps. like my pic?its also my myspace picXD)
GAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wana tell u who likes u but i cant!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEQsvYjT1eo&mode=related&search=

ok i'll call her if can
thanks

tell her i love her too

yeah im moving today
i have everything ready
yes i had sweet dream of patrick stump and ryan

ohh tell her i say its ok
tell her hi for me please

uu dont have 2 tell
c u

SNEAK ON PLZ
IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT AT MY HOUSE!

lol
im sorry....its just that ive been away in Russia...i could not answer so forgive me!

just another1 of the red jumpsuit apparatus...i dont like it..usahould talk 2 him hes nice

PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PICTURE!!!

u should ta;lk with him more...hes nice!!

worlithe hasnst been on forever...i think last time he was on was last night...oh well....he said he had work...what ever

nothin'

WHO r u! lol... thanks for the compliment! :)

ttyl as in tomorrow gotta go bye!!!

oh...thats good!!! ;)

is something wrong when u say things r a little crazy????fighting btween parents & bro???

the lake is not boring...3 of them r hot And

still on???

which member of fall out boy do u think is hottesy???

so will u go on the lake???and y do u take so long 2 respond???

still on??

ino!!! my mom said i could if it was on a lake

really!!!!!???????

thanX

oh you probably did but dont remember...like my new pic???

like my new pic???

i thaought she would call ...that is what u said

i no ur on!!!

hey bud!!! so io saw what u wrote 2 xdemonicgracex...so untrue!!!
so whats up???? talk 2 rachael??

yeah i guess thats the same with me
idk im just different between them and others

well it depends on what you do or where you go
idk

o pk sacramentos cool

nope im pretty weird
actually it depends who im with friends and family yes
when im with someone new i get all shy and ask weird questions
wheres folsom?

hey check out rockiscool

hey i changed my pic..again! =)

i changed my picture again...

thanks. i try, but i could do better

i just did!!!

HEY bitch!!!

by the way...racheal spells her name racheal...not rachel...close!

im gonna try to get/stay in algebra 1
um im also gonna try to improve my writing skills!
i got into my grandmas safty deposite box and got so much stuff...i got golg pearls!!!

but i am excited about school...goin 2 abbeys party if u were invited u should just go & get ur nails done even though u hate her...call me when u get back from sanaz's house...btw have u hung out with racheal/miranda ths summer???
see u soon!

omg u have no idea...i went parasailing with jackie & larissa and there was the hottest boy there....the let us drop to our chest & it was so scary because they just stopped the boat and right before the hot boy scared us and is like if you hear popping that means u r gonna fall so brace your selves oh and theres nothing dangerous but tahoew tessie and the fresh water sharks and jackie was so scared...i saw hairspray...zach effronis so hot in it ttyl! taylor

i know sad ehhh

Hey thanks, and those 2 are two of my favorites as well.

THanks a bunch, love! :3

i DO have a lot of comments.lol. You've just helped add to the list. Hello. Im sorry that i have not been able to respond ...ive been on a family trip to Russia.LOL. Well hello!

i have my ways!!!! +i told u on the phone

okay i will

make me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!