Woman - A Chemical Analysis

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal
fluctuations.

Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.

Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.

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wahahha i love your picture! :P

my name is ashlee but i'm under snubbrox and if u add me as your friend i'll give it 2 u ok thanks

hi twirlytwirly my name is ashlee and yes i got msn

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Whats funny misses?

hahahaha cruel but probably true

awww im sorry
my bro moved out and left me
but we still live in the same state

awww im sorry
my bro moved out and left me
but we still live in the same state

awww im sorry
my bro moved out and left me
but we still live in the same state

Greenwich ... You must of heard of it 'Cutty Sark' Famous boat, got burnt down :'(

Song!? What song? 'Release some pressure?'

My real name is Brooke

haha.. sorry now see..

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Maya Angelou

they're cool

wow you have over 60 friends. isn't that a little to many??

i have a turtle but i've drawn him so many times now so it wonty be any fun ... :'(

what shall i draw now...?

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woaahh.... your friends list is huge now

Just wanna say HELLO!!!! hope things are okay with you my new friend ^__^

Yeah, I do.
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Naaaaah. :3! You're nice too! ^O^

That would make me so incredibly happy. xD

yes ma'am ^^ tnx

i need help ^^ i don't know what to draw :S

:)

I loooove the rain though. <3 Rain smells and looks beautiful!

I don`t know I guess I just wanted to

Oooh! England! I bet it's beautiful!

I don't live in New York City, unfortunately, I love it there. I live up by the Great Lakes. n_n

I live in New York, USA. How about you?

No problem.

Time flies over us, but leaves it shadow behind.
Nathaniel Hawthorne

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how come you get sooooooo many cheers and i only got one with my suprem drawing^^?

hello ive made a new pic (with crappy background like you did on mine^^)

I suck with computers too...thats why im here!to try and improve my skill....i love drawing on paper though,that will always be my passion.

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please tell me...:(

I didn't ask how to write the coment.when i look in my messages it writes TWIRLYWIRLY (the picture) TELL HIM WHAT YOU THINK. HOW DO YOU DOO THAT??????????????????????????????????????

Thankyou :D

i know that your a girl but it writes:,,tell HIM what you thik

your welcome, thanks for the cheer

thanks 4 ur comments n cheers.. !! <3

Thanx ^___^

hmm, what do you mean by layers?

gee you sure have many friends^^

wel,i comment on lot of drawings pecouse i think when i comment on thay drawings that they wil comment on my drawings but that does not work.wel,when i look in my messages it writes TWIRLYWIRLY (the drawing) TELL HIM WHAT YOU THINK how do you do that

I dont know wat 2 draw please help me!!
Ideas here please:

Thnx. youre good drawer too ^^

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