I've joined the foreign legion and fought sharks with my bare hands. I've trekked the globe with nothing but the shirt on my back and my trusty switchblade knife named Henrietta. I'm the manliest man of men ever. When I'm not punching things, I think about swords, swording, and other sword related objects and hobbies. Sometimes I hunt lions in the Sahara for fun. I want to be an astronaut when I grow up, but since my maturity level has yet to attain a level higher than 16 year old, I have my doubts about the whole becoming-a-rocket-scientist thing. If aliens ever invade, though, I'll be on the front lines with trusty Henrietta and maybe a missile launcher.
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