Woman - A Chemical Analysis

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal
fluctuations.

Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.

Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.

I KNOW that you have missed me Arty. lol. I JUST got back again...i know i keep leaving but im back!!! YAY! So whats up?

woop woop ur an amazing artist! friends? :)

U live in LA?! No way thats only a few hours from where I live! sweet I have a great artist person livin kinda close! yay!

Hey! I like your drawing^^ wanna be friends?

im so sorry...im traveling by ship to america and taking my Hybrid to Spain. Thought i feel your pain, I hate flight attendents and their fake smiles...supied cart-pushers-peanut-lovers.

we just added a way to delete pics - here are the instructions:
http://sketchfu.com/drawing/16720-new-feature-delete-your-drawings

The boring ppl on the plane that lack a sense of humor,the boring tasteless peanuts,and the obviously useless flight attendants. I understand what you mean dear. It all really does suck,but since i like right next to Spain in Portugal i just take my car there.Going to AMERICA always excites me...except for the FLIGHING part....that i could highly live without.lol

SO i have returned from my trip to Spain...visiting my parents. You live in the US...let me check..oh..i see...okay.SO how are you.I cannot use that question mark because it nolonger works in my keyboard.I need a new one. How have you been

Wow!
I love your drawings...
they are so cute!
You are really good!
:)

hey have u been to www.hokagesroom.com well its a naruto fan site... like myspace but naruto and its cool.... if you make a profile please say i told you about it okay the names arronhyuga search me too! thanks and hava good day

i have one of his posters...and all of the books...tons of drawings of him...and a notebook signed by J.K. Rowling,my roomy got her to sing it for me when she went tolondon 3 years ago...

something...i meant something...its horrible here right now.I left to Spain a couple of days ago..and i have atlast returned.Harry Potter?

what Russia?..oh...that puff of smoke?...i see...wanna blow up a planet or aomething?

i really like ur drawings...mine are terrible.

i made one :)

how are things over here?...we'lll...were all still alive so i guess things are good...although..with the bomb i planted under russia....lets just say things are gonna get WAY more interesting...lol

You awsome girl!And im glad you have a sense of humor...ppl lack that these days...

loner....then why are you in a website for ppl with tons of communication/...i mean there are other websites that allow you to draw without having to talk to ppl...AND HELLO ARTY!

no im a loner
i draw and think of the stories too
its alot of work but i manage
when i find a cg program i'll really work on it, to make it look amazing
but for now i do what i do
i think its best i work alone
my thoughts can be confusing and it could ruin the concept of the manga

same here
ive got more then jus tht as the main plot
total i have alot of people, and a somewhat confusing and suspensful story

man*

the manga im making is kinda homemade
cus i dont have a scanner so i just ink in a sketchbook
but its about a mna who has a second chance to redeem himself of his sins and mistakes and save the world of all the darkness that has been spread since he died
its called archangel

Does anyone here like the quotes im putting up?

lol...How is it over there?Its kind-of chilly right now...here...

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Maya Angelou

Hey girl how are you doing?Hopefully great!We'll i really like your drawings..they are the best!

Hey girl how are you doing?Hopefully great!We'll i really like your drawings..they are the best!

Yet again...did i add you or did you add me?Im highly honored if you added me though!

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams

your welcome your really good

sorry, we can't erase drawings yet but we'll have that done soon :)

=P
thnx for all
rely thnx

you got a lot of potential too =D

thnx =D

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